Thursday, March 6, 2014

A REMARKABLE DIFFERENCE – OR IS IT?

For some reason the rules seem unequal – no ‘level playing field’ at all.

Now, why doesn’t that surprise us?

It doesn’t seem to matter that Australia has been running ‘concentration camps’, of one sort or other, just about forever.

Nor does it matter that the present regime in queensland/newmania/boganvillia are now putting away Australian Citizens on trumped up charges – putting ‘em into solitary, dressed in pinko high viz garb and doing their damnedest to deny them natural justice under ad-hoc, crapola, pretend, legislation – definitely dreamt up in their bowels rather than their heads.

Yep – those ‘vlad’ laws – compiled on the hop by a mob of sickos – as damned near off their trollies as any other bunch of vlad style impalers.

Maybe it has something to do with the mean (average or whatever?) mentality of those that, by default, keep winning the raffles in this dump?

Now that it has become somewhat ‘politically incorrect’ to keep the original people of this land incarcerated all their lives in concentration camps like Cherbourg and Palm Island – that now they have to find other scapegoats upon whom to vent their pathetic inadequacy.

Leastways – that’s the way it seems.

There once was this thing called “The White Australia Policy” – the product of xenophobia from well over a century ago.

Nothing much has changed – except the way our ‘political masters’ increasingly misapply what used to be the rules.

There must be something terribly wrong with a populace so bloody stupid enough to accept and bow under to retrospective legislation – such especially in a state constituted within a commonwealth where legislation exists specifically proscribing retrospective legislation.

Such was queensland just the other year – but apparently not newmania/boganvillia now.
But of course that is only one tiny element of the rule of law that’s being ignored here.

It might be supposed that the populace would be reasonably aware of the important aspects of their fund of law – or at least have a gut feeling about the way it is supposed to work.

But evidently not in newmania/boganvillia.

So, what is the problem with untrammelled power in tin-pot parliaments and the exercise of retrospective legislation?

Say some EXTREMISTS get to win the raffle – then proscribe certain groups or activities.

Like riding surfboards, playing with toy trains, resorting to Chinese restaurants too often, skinny dipping in the moonlight – or anything else some innocent minority group (and their associates) might enjoy.

Can’t you work it out, you imbeciles, that you might be next on the puritan’s list – to be denied justice, reason, and the maintenance of your lifestyle.

In other words newmania/boganvillia doesn’t have a ‘white Australia policy’ these days – it has a ‘black, white AND brindle australia policy’ permitting the shiteheels to arbitrarily lock up anyone they dislike without any justification whatsoever.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

BUSTED FLAT IN MARYLAND – PUTIN’S STOLE THE GAME – ETC.

(Sung to the tune of ‘me and Bobby McGee’.)

We, at ‘Calligula’s Horse’, don’t seem to get all that many cards and letters comin’ in.
Never have, for that matter.

Which doesn’t surprise us as we sit here watching the evolution of the internet and the poisonous way it is being manipulated by all those underpaid and overqualified geeks ground down under the smelly thumbs of the psycho bastards doing the politics these days.

We don’t suppose that the psycho-bastards are any worse than the pre-internet generation of sadistic, manipulative shits, but by God – they seem to be hell-bent on proving otherwise in each and every move they take these days.

So, if a reasonable person stood back and looked at the ‘world situation’ – surely he’d have to admit that there is something morally/legalistically wrong with that alleged great upholder of ‘democracy’, the USof A, putting shit on Mother Russia for pre-emptively deploying troops along her borders with the Ukraine and into Crimea.

With regard to this matter we support ‘Sting’.
‘Russians love their children too’.
And given half a chance they (the Russians) might just for once get to prove it.

They might get to prove it if the stupid manipulative bastards pretending to be the ‘great statesmen’ would just for once back off and give ‘em some leeway on their own patch.

Any chance of that happening?

Only by accident and, hopefully, a certain lack of funds in the seppo (sorry, US) treasury.

At the core of all this shit happening all over the place on our tiny little globe is a few hundred particularly amoral, nasty little people.

Amoral, nasty little people in possession of these little bits of paper.

Worthless little bits of paper on their own – but in the possession of equally worthless, poxed little people who gang together with other equally worthless little people who have no compunction with murder, rapine and terror.

Here in Australia we’ve always been told a crock of outstanding bullshit about how our troops have always exercised a policy of ‘winning the hearts and minds’ of the locals when they’ve been deployed overseas.

And we are absolutely sure that some of ‘em have bust their guts doing exactly that.

Problem is that our grunts have been pretending to have been winning hearts and souls in VietNam, Africa, Iraq, Afghanistan and wherever else - they’ve been ordered to follow the US scourge.

So what the hell is the problem with giving the Russkies a chance, this century, to do better on their own patch?

One thing for sure –
We have this prime minister – an intellectual giant who somehow believes that a ‘force-multiplier’ is a longer set of handlebars on his pushbike.

It is all beyond belief that this ‘wingnut’ is rattling his extended handlebars (or some borrowed sabre) in the general direction of Vladimir Putin and Mother Russia.

Chrissakes abbort, give us a break.
Wouldn’t YOU mobilize your polis if Tasmania decided to secede?

PS – if spelling (like abort instead of abbort) syntax and grammatic errors appear here – then blame ‘google’ and their nazi bloody auto spellcheck.
From now on we give up chasing the tail of that shitbox.

Monday, March 3, 2014

WHAT’S SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE – IS SAUCE FOR THE GANDER – or – SHORT MEMORIES

Here we go again.
A kernel of truth in schoolbook history.

Here’s the prĂ©cis –
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/world-scrambles-as-russia-tightens-grip-on-crimea/story-e6frg6so-1226843247104

Greater Russia has always had a problem maintaining ice-free ports.

It appears that premier Kruschev made a colossal boo-boo many years ago by putting the Crimean peninsula into the hands of those Ukranians – who at the time seemed to be happy soviets.

No problem then – but now the show has gone pear shaped.

Apparently, these days, the Russians have no right to make claim on their traditional territory and areas of interest.

I may be wrong – but for some reason I seem to remember a stoush between the Imperial Russians and some loose alliance between the Brits, the French and the Turks – back then in the mid 18-hundreds.

I may be wrong – but didn’t that campaign feature some incredibly stupid acts on the part of the interventionists?
Like the futile ‘charge of the Light Brigade’?
Like dying like flies?

I may be wrong – but didn’t the Russians fight like devils to hold on to their ice free ports in the Black Sea.

I might be wrong – but didn’t they finally gain the moral advantage, then, against supposedly overwhelming odds on numerous fronts?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War

I may be wrong that shit like that sticks in the National craw.

Perhaps I’m wrong that Russia and the Russian people might by now have developed something of a ‘race memory’ about being spectacularly stuffed about that way.

Might not there be some events that have likewise burred them up since then?

And now everyone is upset because they’ve been smart enough to move in remarkably quickly in order to forestall an internecine bloodbath in the Ukraine/Crimea.
Back here in Oz – the stupid bloody wingnut, with what?
The wingnut with bugger all more than six or eight thousand grunts has to stick his paddle in.
Say, six regiments, a few second-hand AFVs, sub-standard ordnance and a few defective vehicles – and this idiot (through diplomatic channels) has to tell the Russkies to back off.

He tells the Russkies to back off just precisely when they are dropping off a small team of 25000 (or so our propaganda people admit) of their remarkably well-equipped soldiers for a ‘defence exercise’ just next door to the Ukraine.

(So what might happen if that Vlad Putin decided to drop a few of his spare ‘specialists’ into, say, queensland?
That’d put a spar through noddies vlad laws, wouldn’t it?)

ANYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN – could work out that the next few days will tell.

The next few days will determine whether the threat to Mother Russia may be managed without invasion and bloodshed.

Anyone with half a brain would be down on their knees praying that the Russians can manage the situation without a shot being fired.

Anyone with half a brain can see that the west will try to fuck their situation up.

Anyone with half a brain can see (if the propaganda people are reporting the truth) that the Russkies are busting their guts to make sure that no shots (pray god) are ever fired.

And in this new century – if they can manage that – where would that leave the good ol’ boys of the USofA and their bloodthirsty record these last many years?

It’d make ‘em look like prize turkeys, wouldn’t it?

HEY – The world moves on.
Tom Clancy novels are now passe’.

Putin’s pragmatism is prime – and all the sabre rattling from the captive west is past any joke.

PS – ‘Captive west’?
Energy – fuel – resources.
Put an embargo on Russia now – and freeze your European butts off next winter.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

WHAT’S A ‘QANTAS’ ANYWAY

Incredible that after only a few short months Australia has been divested of its automotive, manufacturing, transport, logistics, food security – and my guess is as good as yours.

After all that behind the scenes planning with Gillard and co. – the abbort must really be feeling sick in the guts.

The poor silly bastard must have believed he’d been handed the dump on a plate – until recently.

But what went wrong?

This isn’t the USUAL handover from laborite to liberal.

In the past despite all their griping they usually were given a nation with all those labour relations situations stabilized – so they could play the hard bastard and fuck it all up again.

But this time – not so.

After all, politics is a TIDAL thing.

For instance, here in what was once queensland – now newmania/boganvillia – the tide is in and we’re all drowning in newman’s bikie vomit.

Whereas, down the road, their political mates, the miracle workers of capitalism – have, as mentioned, equally screwed up.

Surely there must be a message there for them?

Take the ‘Queensland and Northern Territory Air Service’, (QANTAS), for instance.

Take the person allegedly running that show?

IF some dweeb cannot run a business. If he can’t make a profit – then he should go.

It matters not in the least about the ‘culture’ circumstance or operating environment – if he can’t make it work – then he should go.

Back to that TIDAL thing – the ups and downs, the see-saw of the capitalist cycle has given Mr. Joyce sufficient time to improve his performance – yet he doesn’t seem quite able to ‘crack the cherry’ of civil aviation.

He wants QANTAS (a national/strategic asset) to be sold off to the lowest bidder.

He seems to want it sold off to the lowest bidder ‘cos that’s where his efforts, such as they were, have driven it down to.

It has taken him some years to drive QANTAS down to that situation.

But more recently mr abbort and his pals have put the whole commonwealth of Australia in the same situation in only a matter of a few months.

There definitely is something wrong with this picture – not only with the likes of the brain-dead right – abbort and joyce – but also with those of the supposed laborite camp – the backstabbing laborite camp who sold the last raffle to these traitors.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

IT SEEMS TO BE A GENERATIONAL THING

Stap me if I can begin to understand the pathetic, namby-pamby response from the latter day citizens of ‘boganvillia’.

http://www.frasercoastchronicle.com.au/news/casualties-of-gang-warfare/2177553/

They simply don’t seem able to ‘grasp the nettle’ of the first principle.

And that goes this way –
• If those we are stupid enough to elect (and all they are - are a species of raffle winners) begin carrying on in a way that is detrimental to the traditions and mores of our society –
• And if those raffle winners continue to act in ways hostile to the usual course of our society –
• Then they should be made to go.

By now there is enough solid evidence as well as a world of anectdotal evidence out there demonstrating that the vlad laws are utterly beyond the pale even for a crackpot dump like queensland/newmania/boganvillia.

Put it this way –
The boganvillia bit was caused by the northern migration of southern biomass. Some to provide grunt for the now collapsing ‘resources’ industry – the rest to act obnoxiously in our streets.
A by-product of that was their complete and utter lack of understanding of queensland politics and the danger of letting the nazi rednecks back into the roost.

In short their pig-ignorance directly led to the ‘newmania’ phenomenon aided and abetted by the utter incompetence of both the beattie and bligh regimes.

This is something that queenslanders have had to contend with since 1922.

It goes this way –

How the hell do you vote out a mob of corrupt bludgers when the alternative is nothing but another mob of corrupt bludgers.

That’s exactly why since time immemorial every successful political establishment has had two houses and effective checks and balances incorporated in their systems.

But not in poor fucking queensland – nor in an ever expanding list of other failed states.

But newman, like bligh, beattie and that petersen – can’t grasp the simple fact that he’s supposed to be acting in our collective interest.

Nope – He’s acting purely in his own interest and that of his pals.

He’s pulled this ‘bash the bikies’ stunt as a gamble with his fingers and toes crossed into pretzels.

And he’s going to fail.

He will fail for the simple reason that enough decent people DO still remember the various concentration camps of last century, are less than impressed with the seppos and gitmo bay, and are becoming increasingly, righteously pissed off with the treatment of legitimate refugees by our pathetic klatch of federal raffle winners.

Then when this little corporal in boganvillia starts the same game with Australian citizens – while admittedly it’ll take time for the pot to begin simmering – the pot will inevitably begin to boil.

And when it does – that boiling kack will hit the fan.

Fuck me! It’s incredible.
I never would have believed that I’d have to defend such a useless mob of bludgers as our bikers.

There can be only one reason for justifying that.
That there exists an even MORE USELESS MOB of BLUDGERS exploiting the raw firepower of another corrupt secret society in order to give them a bad time.

It is nothing more nor less than the old sideshow shell game.
Wave the arms about and shout a lot.

That’s all you need to do to distract the punters, rip ‘em off and screw them blind for their last cent.

God’s sakes! Even the Robber friggin’ Barons of old had enough brains to give their own people a bit of leeway and grudgingly permit ‘em half a living on their own patch.

Even bjelke bloody petersen knew enough to let that.

So what gives?
Is this some grand new social experiment being conducted by these arseholes – to see how far we can be pushed?

Or is this some generational thing?
Are you all so stupid and heartlessly greedy that you somehow believe you can climb onto and over the shoulders of these raffle winning creeps?

Churchill said a few things germane to what queenslanders are enduring under newman’s lunacy –
"You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
“If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law.”
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/01/19/the-40-greatest-quotes-from-winston-churchill-n1492794/page/full

Monday, February 24, 2014

QUESTIONS DO REQUIRE ANSWERS

Question –
Why does campbell newman look like a bald, mangy, parrot?

Maybe most of you reading this won’t be old enough.
When I was a kid my mum used to buy these weekly magazines.
One I remember well was called “Post”.

There was a reader’s page at the back of “Post” that for some reason never had contributions from anywhere else in Australia other than the state of victoria.

Even then, the contributions most often came from rural Victoria and the bulk from some dump called horsham,victoria.
(Apparently moe, victoria hadn’t been invented then and anything from real Kelly country was still under strong censorship back in those bad old days.)

But I digress –
‘Australian Post’ came out once a week – but at least twice a month there would be some mucky/blurry, Box Brownie, black and white snapshot of some poxed old parrot – bald as a coon – but fitted out in some knitted item of avian apparel clacked together by its doting ‘mum’.

In some respects it goes to prove the honest devotion, the altruism of our Australian people.

On the other hand it ably demonstrates how sterile and futile is our pathetic existence – that all we might have left to care about in the twilight of our years is a diseased parrot in knitted overalls.

Maybe it was something to do with the ‘victorian’ mentality.

But stap me – I digress again.
This was about the premier.
Not that ‘beyond blue’ bastard from Victoria – but the baldy, poxed, by cracky, neo-nazi parachuted into queensland.

That’s right.
I was recalling how much HE looked like those succession of warty, parrots in nanny knitted, parrot sized, overalls – all those years ago in the back pages of ‘Post Magazine’.

But HE isn’t a poor poxy parrot – is he?

He isn’t a baldy joke – is he?

No way.

He’s a poisonous piece of work so far to the right of what Pauline Hansen’s hit men could ever have imagined.

He’s one particularly nasty little article – of the worst sort our remarkably flawed military system could ever produce.

And while queensland has been going through a world of upheaval and demographics change these last two decades – it seems that even the overwhelming migration of southern flat-heads and imbeciles are beginning to see through the guff being ejaculated/ expectorated/ blurted out (whatever) by this bald parrot premier and his mates in his fascist zoo.

Or so the recent Redcliffe by-election seems to prove.

So if we call this an open letter to fuhrer newman of boganvillia –
Goes this way –
“Mein fuhrer
Herr campbell newman,

Gruss Gott,

My fuhrer,
This evening I was taking out the garbage.
While I was undertaking that task – one of your police vehicles intercepted a motorist just over the road.
The officer/driver of that police vehicle alighted from his vehicle – walked forward to the vehicle he had intercepted then began bellowing at the driver of that vehicle.
In the time taken for me to drag my garbage bin the few metres to the front of my home – that strange incident was over.
The police officer was returning to his vehicle.

I am not a person of fast thinking – nor much acquainted with police procedure – yet decided to call out to that retreating policeman, something like – “Hey officer – since you have stopped there why not go and bust that meth lab over the road”.

Naturally, I knew that he’d hunch his shoulders and get back into his patrol car.

After all – he is new on the job in the electorate of the police minister, the fuhrer’s mate.

Shit yeah – questions here in boganvillia do require answers.

So my fuhrer.
What exactly gives in this outstandingly corrupt dump?

Now, in these short few months of your nauseating regime, that you’ve reduced the dump to ever worse than joh, beattie and bligh could ever have organized in their zaniest dreams – do you reckon that you can collect your pension and just move away?

Yeah. I’d expect so – you overweening creep!”

Saturday, February 22, 2014

BLOWN IT OUT HIS ARSE

Thank god for that.

We had a by-election yesterday and a few people in that electorate finally told that obnoxious item, newman, the way of the world.

A few people even turned up at the hustings to let him know what a stupid bastard he really is.

Then comes the BIG problem.

To sack that silly nazi cunt – the punters have to vote laborite – if they want to get rid of the article.

Sheesh - a hobson’s choice.

In other words – a choice between a complete pain in the arse (which we already have) – and a complete nothing (which is all the laborites can offer).

What a complete fuckup queensland has become!

Christ almighty – where do we go from here?

Seriously – where the hell CAN we go from here?