“GOD’S SAVE US: WE COME BACK FROM THE ‘WOMEN’S WEEKLY’ CRUISE TO EASTER ISLAND – THEN LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENED!”

We leave that new office girl in charge for three months (or was it closer to a year?) and next thing we find that she’s gone completely bolshie.

Imagine; also sending stuff to Quiggin using ‘Lulabelle, the secretary’ as a pen name.

Don’t know what is wrong with her.

The fridge was stocked before we left?

Oh, admittedly there was this little oversight that we forgot to arrange with the bank to pay her wages.

But we did insist on someone with ‘initiative’ at the employment interview.

Maybe she could have sold off the silverware in the canteen – but I suppose that stainless ain’t as valuable.

That Arthur has been about the place too.

It is his handwriting on the blackboard. Half a dozen attempts to make this word ‘grimbister’ look okay and a dictionary open at ‘G’.

What the hell has HE been up to?

Never mind.

We are back from holiday now and can promise Ms Gillard and Mr. Abbott that this sort of outbreak of venom will not occur again (mainly because we’ve locked her up in the back room ‘til she stops sobbing).

Arthur hasn’t turned up yet but he enjoys sleeping rough.

We realise that this might be construed as being a bit harsh – but we simply cannot have it bandied about out there in cyberspace that someone merely left in charge of the office for the last few months is expressing, then publishing, the views of management.

Not cricket, that!

Certainly not the way dear old Oz is going lately.

No way in the world we want reprisals from the Masters just because our little secretary was talking what she believed an honest view and was worried about being alone and looking after what we'd cynically let her believe was something more than a temporary hitch.

That’s okay, though.

We’ll be seeing her off tomorrow with (Whattya want, a golden handshake?) a few dollars and enough moolah, at least, to buy a few yuckburgers at Mackers.

Some of you bleeding hearts out there might find this attitude somewhat callous.

If so write in to our site, our little blog, and express your asinine outrage.

In closing – yah, boo, sux!

MR BRUCE HAIGH

With regard –

http://www.brucehaigh.com.au/governance.htm

Dear bruce,

Much of what you say makes sense.

Putting it down on the board it does appear to make sense.

There have been so many issues that should have been shouted from the rooftops these last many years – so what you say makes sense to a certain extent.

What doesn’t make sense is why none of us seem concerned in any way whatsoever about social justice and ethics matters right here in Australia.

I read what you mean in the first third of your commentary about the progression of what I can only call bastardry meted out by the opportunists of past politics.

Until we come to Ms Gillard – the top performer.

For some reason I cannot but fail to accept her as a laborite.

It isn’t just herself  - but her faction and the way that faction have wasted these last few years droning on about absolutely nothing whatsoever.

They have sold out any sense of socialism and clearly, without any question in the matter, intend to sell the next raffle (okay, you want to call it an election) to the Abbot’s klatch.

As you mention – there is little of labor in Gillard.

I don’t know which flight she’ll take – but I’d suggest (like bligh in queensland) she won’t be around the next day after Abbot has his triumph.

As for asylum seekers; oh god save ‘em!

You know as well as I do that many were, shall we say, ‘dispatched at sea’ those years ago.

That is what frightens me.

Any regime prepared to do that will begin accounting again with Australians in like manner.

Australians?

Yep.

Those of dark skin and broad noses.

Those isolated by circumsatance, lacking that sort of broad contact in the community.

The elderly.

Those who are different and tend to ‘march to the beat of a different drummer’.

Those stuck over the road puking their guts out every day ‘cos of the effluent from the methamphetamine lab upwind from them.

Those who are too sick to work anymore.

Those who cannot find any sort of occupation.

Those being denied any sort of occupation because they have no convenient ‘connections’ in this incestuous little society.

Those too frightened to leave their abodes – knowing that if they go off for the day – they’ll return to their home having been wiped out by their ‘friendly neighbours’.

Those who quite honestly, one way or another, cannot endure the shitfilled joke of a society this whole outfit has become.

Meanwhile we can all see the way the dies will be cast with the new fuhrer waiting in the wings for his big chance.

In our view Gillard has sewn up labor and sold him the job.

God know’s why they let her into the fold – but there it is

Same as here in queensland the other year.

Absolutely impossible to see it any other way but another world of misery ahead of us poor bloody peasants.

‘TURNCOATS’

Ever since she was set up to pull the coup on the geek from queensland – ms gillard and her faction have systematically destroyed any sense of loyalty toward the labor party.

I have no idea where she came from or where, after this, she intends to go –

Or what form of leverage she had over those pretending to support her –‘’But one thing is for sure – she and her cohort have utterly destroyed  the laborite vote.

An idiot would have to be blind and deaf not to notice her treachery since that coup.

Not to notice the complete lack of regard of the desperate need of the population.

It is impossible to believe that those bawling out for help and recognition out there in Australia would not have managed to have their voices heard in Canberra.

The fact is that their voices were ignored out of hand.

We had one of the same sort back here, recently, in queensland. (Bligh)

Once her team of bludgers was turfed out she immediately disappeared out of state.

Leaving us with a turnout now - even worse than that of old Joh Bjelke Petersen.

There are a few months left before the next raffle.

This traitor and her faction should be dismissed from office before the election.

If none of you have the courage enough to demand that – then at least, just to give them the shits, vote for the slug and her useless, traitorous faction in party.

Then arrange to turf her/them out in the same way she dealt with Kev immediately afterward.

But none of you bludgers are courageous enough to do that, are you?

You’ll all soon hear the hard news from the new pm.

The barking cough and expletives telling you all about the new order and how tough the next many years will be.

And you’ll swallow it – because all you suckers voted for the  smarmy article

Then, like with howard – you’ll all creep off to your ballot box sometime in the future and sink that bludger too.

By then it will be too late and some other corrupt mug will have to offer himself to pretend to lead this dump out of the cack.

.

It costs a fair amount of money to dredge this dump out of the cack caused by capitalists and their interests.

By the time the next toolhead dreams up his plan it will be far too late.

The whole outfit will be ‘privatised’ and owned by someone else.

And none of you dimbulbs will ever learn.

"THE BIG PROBLEM IS –"

The big problem is that the cuprolites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite) persisting in dictating our lives are what their sort are.

They have no contact with living, breathing human beings.

Yet somehow, out there is a sort of coprolite society that gangs together to make our lives a complete misery, a total fiasco.

Somehow, it becomes announced that some member of the coprolite society has been selected or pre-selected for that raffle – that RAFFLE which they INSIST is the basis for one or the other of their fossilised sort to become our representative.

Strikingly remarkable, isn’t it.

They win a compulsory reverse raffle into which we are all required to ‘cast a vote’ – after which the winner of that raffle causes most of their electorate a world of grief!

So what sort of representative government is it when a complete bastard wins the raffle, then tells each and every of his electorate to go boil their heads whenever they want some help with the merest process in governance?

Besides which, those bludgers have been carefully ‘pre – selected’ by their pals and by no-one else.

Work that out.

None of ‘em would ever have been selected or ‘pre – selected’ by their pals if they were not as utterly rotten as their pals.

None of you have ever had any input toward their 'selection'.

None of ‘em would have ever been chosen unless they were prepared to swear blind, to their grubby pals, that they’d screw the peasantry rigid and rip ‘em off blind when so required by their 'tontine'.

That is in fact the base line fact of our rotten, corrupt politics.

As raw, as base and as simple as that.

As base and stupid as it is – the best outcome for the next election is to  humbug and bugger the laborites by voting for their filth.

Then when they are back in office – get stuck into them.

Then sack Gillard, swann and all their klatch.

Hey! If their lot can appoint that idiot from nsw (bobcarr, is it?) as a senator and foreign minister – then so can the riff-raff choose some better from their fold.

Get into it peasantry.

Cause these lizards some untold grief before they stew you blind – or leave what is left of you lying out in the sun like some rock-hard dog turd!

"UNDER HOUSE ARREST HERE IN QUEENSLAND"

Under house arrest here in queensland it is difficult to get word in about what is happening in politics prior to our next federal raffle.

All we get to hear is the sort of biased drivel coming in from radio abc.

I have noted that Rudd has been dealt with quite effectively a while back.

No chance of him gaining a few votes for the embattled laborites in qld.

I have heard that the (almost) deceased lantern jaw, ex-premier of nsw has replaced him as foreign minister. (well, he could play the part of ‘Mr Slant’ in a Pratchett novel.)

Gee; it must be good to be able to say to some poor Aussie overseas, in dire straits – just die in prison, sucker!

Top class bloke, that.

Almost as good as old Gareth Evans, that previous prime specimen.

Meanwhile we sit her awaiting our fate.

The new regime will arise with Hitlerite-like shouts of T-oo-nny, Tooo-ny – ad nauseum – late on election night.

This time they’ll start much sooner earlier in the night.

And this time they’ll be right.

Then, over the next few days, weeks and months that abrasive voice with that grinding, emphatic cough will announce a world of misery for those least able to state their case in any sort of forum in this sad country.

And the thing that pisses me off so much is that this time he and his sort will extend that timeframe of unremitting misery past my chance ever to make any sort of difference.

My days are past – are essentially finished.

Their sort have not the slightest clue whatsoever about how to create or maintain a working society.

But then, neither do gillard’s traitors.

Good luck you youngsters.

By God, you will need all the luck you can muster.

"USELESS BLUDGERS"

Has anyone noticed that the wacko laborites and the neo Nazis (sorry, the major parties), both are working in concert toward an outcome in the next raffle (election, if you are stupid enough to believe that it will be a free election) whence the kings of capitalism will subsume this island continent and every poor bastard that exists here – to their grinding will?

Anyone left of centre from Pol Pot with any brains would have to be asking what the  laborite faction led by Gillard is up to.

Anyone right of centre of that situation is  grovellingly begging for a win.

The outcome is almost guaranteed.

But where will that lead?

Abbott as pm will have to accept the heinous (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/heinous  - for you bogans) social justice situation and without going completely off his head will lack any room to manoeuvre.

So tell me what the mean little bugger is going to do to the underclass when Gillard has completely stonkered them BEFORE the pathetic election?

Has anyone noticed that none of ‘em give a stuff about any sort of adverse situation confronting our Australian people?

That’s probably because none of you bludgers have had the courage to squeak – let alone voice your grievances in forthright terms.

Of course, any of you who try to do that are told to ‘put your claptrap in writing’.

Which, these days, is a mite difficult.

Isn’t it?

IT MIGHT HELP IF SOMEONE COULD TELL US – WHO EXACTLY IS RUNNING THIS DUMP THESE DAYS –

It makes sense to counteract the false value of our south pacific peso by printing banknotes.

That, after all is precisely why those pieces of scrip were printed in the first place.

Leave the Chinese out of it.

I’m talking about the establishment of the bank of England and the south pacific bubble.

But I doubt whether any of you idiots out there would be aware of any of that.

Nor care.

Mostly, too many of you are too bloody busy trying to exist, even to scratch your arses.

No knowledge of past mistakes or any idea why people as silly as you were ripped off then – in precisely the same way you’ll never see your super credits end being spent by yourselves, in your dotage.

The bludgers, the manipulative psychopaths you allow to control your destinies will spend your money long before you’ll ever be permitted to call upon your long lost credits.

Regard –

How many years has, say, compulsory super been a feature?

How many of you have seen the lot piddled up against the wall of your broker’s favourite watering hole?

Yep. Right – and to your personal cost, you still haven’t learned – nor ever had time to reflect?

Meanwhile, a new way of making industrial grade moolah keeps expanding across the road.

These toolheads keep running happy pills off to the miners and their ilk out there in that overpressed sector of society.

Mind you, when one or the other come home for the weekend, then when they (poor bastards) drop unconscious in the gutter – they don’t mind rolling him for the contents of his pocket.

Definitely the worst sort of ‘new-age thing’, that.

How to put it in words?

Are the raffle winners (our much respected politicians) following the standard of more’s and ethics out there in the streets?

Or are the blow-ins following the example of our ‘politicians’?

Probably a moot point, wouldn’t you say?