Thursday, May 26, 2011

“SHE FELL THROUGH THE CRACK of JURISDICTION”

Guest Author – Ms. Millicent FFulke-Hope BD BEng

Inge kindly invited me to spend a few days with her after meeting again at that awful conference in Melbourne.
A wonderfully restful break from city living but at a cost.
Dear ‘Calligula’ has press-ganged me into writing this paper with a little help from the team.
I pray that the reader will appreciate being able to easily ‘Google’ the reference material.
So much easier to research now, than in my day.

Rights, as opposed to privilege -
Has anyone out there worked out yet that this country does not have a charter of rights?
Even the Greens are concerned - http://greens.org.au/node/5688

Meanwhile various state and federal regimes, these recent decades, have emasculated the authority of the judiciary by secretly, perniciously, arbitrarily, systematically, incrementally, signing away the rule of law, consequently subsuming common law to statute law/ civil code.
Were the adversarial system, judge made law, precedent, and trial before jury, abolished by common consent then something would have to be waiting in the wings to replace it.
That thing would, of necessity, need be acceptable to the international community.

And since the Federal Government has upon its own decision refused to offer the Australian people any form of Charter of Rights that replacement cannot be an inquisitorial system based on Roman law/Napoleonic Code; since, without a document defining citizens rights, such a statutory code has no purchase upon legal nonentities or living chattels.
Such, consequently, becomes a blunt instrument of oppression.

As Arthur has so ably hinted recently, Australian governments risk hubris by precipitately and fallaciously assuming the divine right of kings.
His conviction that the ‘Rafferty’s Rules bodged together by the ‘masters’’ (as he describes that  poorly, often hastily conceived, pastiche of ad-hoc statutes and regulation) has destroyed whatever of the rule of law ever existed, is supportable.

When no one argues the toss or begs to differ with these ‘masters’ they might as well run with it and accept their lot as peon subjects of an authoritarian regime..

‘Justice reform, statute law’, Australian style –
Take a thing, an act or circumstance – something that has been a self-evident feature of society since time immemorial and wrap a law around it.
Australian legislators seem to enjoy doing things like that.
Australians, to their detriment, mistakenly and carelessly tend to laugh it off as ‘make-work’.
Once the new law has been enacted, gazetted and commenced being enforced the complaints, lobbying, breaches and appeals start rolling in.

Situations soon emerge that cannot adequately be dealt with at law.
A judge may be constrained by the relevant statute, subsidiary legislation, some regulation; or may simply decide that his best escape from an impossible ethical situation would be to declare that any ruling on his part could further injure the cause of the appellant.

An Australian, politically appointed judge, emasculated by statute, is ironically statutority immune from consequence of his behaviour in his court.
There are some things that are self evident and there are some things that are Kafka-esque.

This judicial situation is both self-evident and Kafka-esque, yet there are more than enough apologists to perpetuate the absurdity.

The judge can’t help, who or what can?
At some stage in proceedings the legislators may become aware that interpretation of their new law has produced some unforeseen adverse consequences.

If those consequences happen to impinge upon the comfort zones of ‘certain’ individuals or entities presumed of importance some ‘legislative review committee’ is called into play and a series of patchwork amendments and exemptions are mooted, then expeditiously introduced.
Though such mechanisms exist to deal with such contingencies they appear to lack the ‘jurisdiction’ to deal with the legitimate concerns of, or detriment caused to, ordinary citizens.

Politicians are proud of their importance. Rarely is useless legislation rescinded.
It requires no stretch of the imagination to realise why many Queenslanders refer to their fund of legislation as the ‘Lace Doily Laws’, (ie, seems attractive at first, but useless other than at covering things up and full of holes – DR, Editor) .

Much in the way of legislative statute and regulation in Australia has been achieved unlawfully, without consultation or plebescite, without introducing any fund of statutes establishing specific rights for Australian citizens or affording the means of determining jurisdiction whether statutory or within what little remains of the ‘common law justice system’.
See - http://www.umcinc.com.au/index.php?page=anti-biker-laws-human-rights – and please note the list of learned gentlemen supporting the presentation.

Money and its place at law -
It seems that the common law remains available only for the un-commonly wealthy as simultaneously the common Australian is subject to the threat of a series of  arbitrarily summary hearings more reminiscent of  a drumhead court martial than any Court of law.
The Court of Star Chamber would pass unremarked in a modern Australian courthouse.

Such compromise might well matter little for the civil litigant already confronted with the outrageously prohibitive cost of legal advice combined with the diversity and uncertainty of jurisdiction.

The cracks of adversity -
You hear them on the news more often every day – ‘Oh how unfortunate – he/she just fell through the cracks of jurisdiction. Tee hee, never mind’ - and on to the next item of entertainment.
(This is remarkable. I’ve spent quite some time ‘Googling’ Australian sites using key words such as cross jurisdiction, ‘fell through the cracks’ and the like. The first attempt produced a bewildering array of focus and special interest groups subsequently presenting as so constricted in outlook as to be worthless. It is as if the Howard regime has bred a nation of self-centred anal retentives. MFH, author)

It may well be of little concern for the average person to become peripherally aware that disadvantaged and disenfranchised societal outcasts are ‘falling’ through this, that, or the other of the numerous cracks in the carapace of governance.

A sensible person might take pause to question why, in an increasingly regulated system of governance, these ‘cracks’ seem to be spreading.
It might be worthwhile for that person to consider whether some species of ‘fatter cat’, despite his girth, might not be able to ‘slip’ between these same ‘cracks’ with the aid of a spot of lubricious assistance. (Too oblique for you? The lady means a solid wad of money and a good, dishonest barrister. – DR – Editor)

The societal effect -
 “Who the hell thinks they could stuff people about like that at the stroke of a pen.” – or so say all those who go out meekly and uncomplainingly pay their bogus speeding fines.

The slow, remorseless chewing away of once inalienable rights and the spitting out of the base residue (erroneously labeled privileges) was once likened to the action of Tiberius’ jaws.

To explain that may I once again rely upon one of Arthur’s leavening comments -
“Of course the vast majority of these downtrodden little twerps would thank the bloody police for tasering them instead of shooting them stone dead in the unfortunate circumstance of some over-hasty error of mistaken identity.” – which Arthur insists is frequently the sort of sentiment reflecting the value judgments of those becoming increasingly impatient with apparent ‘dystopia’.

The ratchet effect of social engineering
See - http://www.law.uchicago.edu/files/files/350.pdf  - a useful paper ably demonstrating a theme true to my heart.
This one - http://bernardharcourt.com/documents/readers-companion.pdf  - more or less the same document – which will help illustrate how meretricious academics are absorbed with gaining publicity and seeking funding while simultaneously filling legislator’s heads with loads of fantastically disputative ‘bullshine’.
Manipulating pseudo-science toward a ‘profitable’ and pre-determined outcome is, in my opinion, unconscionable.

Before I say more here I will have it known that I first coined the phrase ‘Ratchet Effect’ at an ethics conference in 1978.
I proposed it as a term encompassing all those negative elements cleverly being integrated into processes of governance.

Indeed it was the steady click, click, of my ex-husband, Monty’s ratchet wrench that gave me the inspiration as he worked on his little MG on Sunday morning.
Most remarkable was the way it so often clicked its handle and his knuckles into a corner that made it so difficult for him to remove from the bolt he’d just tightened.
That and the way it often slipped its ratchet, inevitably slamming those same knuckles into some sharp, oily projection under the bonnet.

The blood, tears, curses, threats and imprecations inspired me to realise his response to hurt was the inevitable result of his refusal to choose a better tool for the task.
So much like politicians, I thought.
Charge in bull-at-a-gate, going about things as fast as possible, knowing the process is flawed and blaming everyone else when you go wrong.
Hence the ‘Ratchet Effect©’.

Inspiration, indeed and adequately, microcosmically, describes the futility of encumbering civil society with excessive, unnecessary ‘ratchet legislation’.

Conclusion -
“Any arch-libertarian or latter-day anarchist would wonder why anyone would waste time drafting the bloody obvious in the forlorn hope of advising morons.” – fairly expresses the sentiments of those who asked me to contribute this paper.

Nonetheless, they asked me kindly so here it is by way of begging Australians and especially Queenslanders to ‘grasp the nettle’ and assume some mantle of self-determination.
In closing, If time permits I shall determine to collaborate with dear Calligula and, perhaps, Arthur to compile an article about the eternal dialectic.

The ‘Eutectic Dialectic’ might focus the direction.


Speaking about falling through cracks – some do manage better than others.

Monday, May 23, 2011

“The Ban The Party, Party” - or - “Ho-hum, yet another party”

Author – Inge Lady Friday

The announcement was made today about something we are going to get whether we want it or not.
What; a new public holiday in the latter part of the year?

No; just another political party.

They haven’t decided what to call it yet but apparently they do already have an office at Noia’s wholesale guns in Brizvegas.
If these preliminary reports are correct there ain’t no way that Mr Bob Katter’s new party headquarters will suffer any of those annoying pre-election break-ins; not with the amount of security around that piece of real estate.

Regarding Nioas -
I’m not criticizing guns at all. Nor Nioas.
If anyone thinks I’m going to provide an anti-gun tirade they can quit reading now and find a tatting web-page.

I’m very fond of my Steyr M95 in 8x56R, (Boy, you should see what it does to clangers) but that Nioa mob can’t supply me the right ammo for it, let alone brass or pills. (Anyone else out there own Steyr M95s ? We could set up an owners club. DR - Editor)
The point I do make about Nioa’s is that the facility is built like Fort Knox

On the face of it Anna should be annoyed.
She might have to introduce overnight legislation that political parties have to operate from vulnerable premises.
But hang on, that wouldn’t work; not unless the laborites had an exemption.
Ooohhhh what the hell – he’ll screw up the conservatives the same way that Hanson woman did a few years ago.
‘Brilliant’, she thinks as she nips into little Andy’s office to talk the treasurer into cutting a cheque and sending Bob a handsome start-up donation.

Oh yes, I wouldn’t mind betting she’d do something like that because the last thing the conservatives and that eighty percent of the Queensland population want right now is a divided anti-laborite vote.

Most Queenslanders don’t particularly want a conservative government.
What they want is an end to the laborites so decisively achieved that the present mob will be either still in prison, ‘in-care’, or deceased before labor ever looks like another chance.
And the only way they’ll get that is by not voting labor.

It isn’t the ‘take it or leave it’ Hobson’s choice found in certain countries – but is the nearest damned thing.
Bob Katter has been around long enough to know all about that so what the hell is he up to?

Curbing ‘Can-Do Newman might be a good bet.
Returning ‘empowerment’ to the regions might sound plausible but he’d still have to form a coalition with that entrenched sub-set we now call the opposition who, apparently, are as compromised as the present laborite regime.
It is all too baffling, nevertheless we have a fair idea where it will lead.

In consequence we’ve decided to establish the “Ban The Party Party”™.
The concept is simple.
Firstly, we announce the start-up here by calling for all interested people to send us messages of support and any emoluments you may wish to offer.
Once we have the ball rolling we’ll call for membership and register the party.
All that usual sort of thing.

Our first ballot should be a winner and with a parliamentary majority we shall call parliament together on the first day’s business and vote to BAN all political parties for all time in the state of Queensland. ( Hey, if they could do that to the Legislative Council back in 1922 we can do it to these rotten parties in 2012.)

The “Ban the Parties Act, Qld – 2012” shall contain subsidiary legislation requiring parliamentarians to abide by statutory standards of conduct, ethics, accountability and decency – primarily they shall be required to serve their electorate and the people of Queensland – and at their peril should they fail so to do. (Breach 5.000,000 penalty points)

As soon as possible after that time all monies not already spent that were donated to the now deceased political parties shall be returned to the respective donors.

It might take a bit of tweaking, but by golly – wouldn’t that set the cat amongst the pigeons.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

“So now they want to confiscate the proceeds of idealism, honesty and decency”

Author – Calligula

As I start this I’m listening to David Hicks on the radio at our famous, influential and acclaimed, Sydney Writer’s Festival.
Any speaker there shall be heard and noticed.
His was well beyond any Andy Warhol tour de force.
His ‘moment’ before a packed house was superbly accomplished and well deserved.
The well deserved salute for his dad damned near brought the roof down.

I’ve already read his book months ago thanks to the local Library.
What an amazingly brave man is Dave Hicks!

But our government (yeck) in their wisdom have decided to determine whether the income from his book should be confiscated as ‘proceeds of crime’.
(Didn’t J.W. Howard, then pm, make a proclamation that Hicks was guilty of NO CRIME. Whatsoever. Twisted bludger would probably put it that way – DR – editor)

They definitely have their finger on the collective pulse – that lot.


Might it be possible to set up a collection of some sort?
Some way of sidestepping these bastards in the same way they keep sidestepping the interests of everyday Australians.
If we set up a formal trust fund in the event of the common-wealth (get that, commonwealth) stealing Dave’s hard earned income, the shiteheels’d probably pass a law next day banning trust funds out of existence.

What ?
Am I serious that our masters would just throw away those cosy, opaque little family arrangements they’ve customarily exploited from time immemorial to launder and disperse their bribes and extra-curricular income?
Do that just to make sure that Dave Hicks is denied a few bucks from his book sales?

So whoever said they were bright.
Why wouldn’t they?
These days they act desperate enough.

Oh for god’s sake – work it out for yourself, but while you’re doing that consider all the other stupid, crossgrained games they’ve been playing lately.

Meanwhile can we set up that pathway of sending Dave gifts.
Every one of us who has read his book could send him a small gift in the mail.
Two South Pacific Pesos or a thousand, a million – depending on what we decide we can afford.

If we did that would our masters ban gift-giving?

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest – not the way they’ve been acting lately.
So what say you Australians.
Do we set up a gift fund for Dave if the present crop of federales continue with compounding Howard’s and Dubya’s crimes?

Maybe if we put enough into the kitty we could set up a movement and nominate Dave for the first President?

Part 5 - “PIGS GO NATIONAL” – or – Courts of intentional cross-jurisdiction need answer neither to man nor god.

Categories – Disbelief – disenchantment – disgust – Dishonour – Disrepute – Disrespect – distrust – dissolution – disclosure, or disinformation?.

Author – Arthur

Is there a word for it?
Some way of conveying the frustration to someone out there who might listen.
I’ve this minute finished listening to Rob Messenger speaking on ABC radio about his fight for the truth about entrenched corruption in Qgov, their pet CMC and hell, west and crooked.

Mr. Messenger chose to speak over the national broadcaster the same day the ‘One Nation’ political party was knocked back yet again by the qld electoral commission.

Mr Messenger is the independent member for Burnett in the state of Queensland and reckons he’s having a tough time in his role as fighter for justice and right.
Leaving aside that some find his fights somewhat selective and self-promoting he may have a point that gaining airtime can sometimes be difficult.

Why?

I have the impression that the propaganda machine is working well.
What is prime news ‘here’ in this region doesn’t get a mention ‘there, elsewhere’.

Of course the news media these days are under immense pressure to self-censor their output but sometimes it goes beyond a joke.

These dudes reckon the press has standards - http://www.presscouncil.org.au/pcsite/fop/charter.html
- but unfortunately the press council has to admit their people have no actual rights except, ultimately, to argue the toss at immense cost in a court of law if someone objects to what they’ve written.
Don’t believe me? Find out for yourself.
Phone - (1800) 02 5712 or find them here - http://www.presscouncil.org.au/pcsite/contact.html
Sam Griffith made sure there was a defence under the queensland criminal code if any statement was substantially correct but that doesn’t matter much wherever judges can be bought.

Considering that, it isn’t surprising that some poor journo isn’t going to utter anything against his boss’s wishes in anything she writes – especially when the boss is the same government that refuses to countenance adopting dedicated human rights legislation.

Then again I suppose it depends whether journalists these days consider themselves as objective, unbiased reporters of fact or are merely employed as low grade entertainers and purveyors of specious pap.

How does this operate in Queensland?
To find out I phoned the ABC – about the ‘One Nation’ situation post their radio interview and about a ‘lockdown’ of Brisbane’s Central Railway Station yesterday evening.

Why annoy the ABC?
Coincidentally, the gent who interviewed ‘One Nation’ the other day also announced over the airwaves yesterday evening, according to numerous ‘Tweets’ sent to him, that , for reasons unknown, police had isolated Brisbane’s major rail facility at peak hour.

(STOP PRESS – One source, repeat, only one source has reported this incident, ‘Brisbane Times’ – see link below.)

Neither event is exactly earthshattering in the grand scheme of things but  nonetheless newsworthy – leastways for that single disgruntled ‘One Nation’ member who wanted to know why he couldn’t catch his #+%*$! train home from work yesterday.

Two hours have passed and I’m still waiting for my return call from that talking head at the ABC.
Surely he’s going to return that promised call – or is he in ‘lockdown’ himself this afternoon?
Maybe he blotted his copybook by not asking first whether he should mention ‘One Nation’ and ‘what the police are up to’?

But I didn’t phone the ABC to give him a rev.
After all, he was the bloke who was decent and ethical enough to put out the information in the first place.
Without his good service I wouldn’t have known that One Nation was putting in its application to be re-registered as a full-house political party.

What I want to know is why the Qld branch of the Australian Electoral Commission™ dishonestly knocked them back.
I want to know why that ‘rejection-out-of-hand’ (sound familiar?)has not exactly been covered by the press.

The same thing applies to the other event.
In democracies the sudden and unannounced closure of a major public transport facility usually attracts attention and if some reasonable justification cannot be provided after the inevitable press attention results in censure or at least embarrassment for the relevant administration.

But not in Queensland, eh?

Post Script -
So I gave up waiting and phoned back the ABC. This time our radio journo answered himself.
He was unaware that One Nation had been knocked back by the Qld electoral commission but promised to chase it up.
Maybe he should read this - http://www.onenation.com.au/media.htm .
As far as lockdown at Brisbane Central Railway Station – indeed, according to his tweets it was a full-house police operation evacuating the place.
Yet  the people at ABC have heard nothing about that incident through their usual news channels.

Queensland is indeed becoming an increasingly lawless place and it isn’t the inmates breaking the law.

Arthur interviews the proprietor of PRS Defence

Arthur So what do you think of them apples, Chief?
P – “Just keeps getting more interesting every day.
Someone once said something along the lines of ’You don’t notice the barbed wire going up until it’s too late’.
The last few years I’d believed it was all about stupid vindictive people in an overly competitive business playing bastard up close and personal games with us.”

ArthurYou mean the government condoned home invasions, theft of assets and intellectual property, all the sort of things those bastards reckon are legal for them?
P – “Yeah. Things like that are clearly okay in queensland.
Must be. They certainly did the number on us in the royal fashion.
But that was in private, if you understand, in the privacy of my home and workplace. They even made sure they were in private when I tried to take the scum to court.
Did you know that Arthur? Court is supposed to be a public place and the free press is supposed to be out there ready, waiting and primed to publish that sort of thing in the public AND national interest.”

Arthur Right, I’m with you. Now they (the masters) are confident enough to get up to their vicious little games right out there in the face of the public. Are the people scared or is it that they just don’t give a stuff, so long as the hate is happening to someone else?
That’s what you mean, isn’t it?
P – “That’s the shot.
Bertrand Russell said – “Most people would rather die than think; in fact they do!”
I heard that one on the radio just a minute ago and on the strength of that, googled these after ward.
‘The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that allows a solution.’
And – ‘In all affairs it’s a healthy thing to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.’
By the way, Arthur, a bit of a stop press moment here Dave Hicks is speaking later; by radio from the writer’s festival. I heard on a news bulletin that the feds are trying to confiscate his income from his book as the ‘proceeds of crime’. Now, how stuffed is that?
Hey, did the Russians rip off Aleksandr Solzhenitzyn for writing the ‘Gulag Archipelago’?
Has Dave ever committed a crime in Australia?
What’s to bet that they’ll (the ABC) have yet another ‘unforeseen break in transmission’ just after he gets warmed up.”

Arthur – You want me to put good money down against a sure thing?
Get lost!
Anyway, I take your point; try to put an article together about injustice and autocratic, bureaucratic insanity and the stupid bastards flood the environment, Can’t get ahead of the pricks.
Where were we; Bertie Russell, wasn’t it?
P – “Right. That first quote stands alone: after all, who are we to argue with Bertrand Russell, especially when we agree with him. What!
‘Stating the problem in a way that allows for a solution’ is a little more knotty.
Is the problem to do with the sordid acts of this dystopia being rammed down our necks or the remarkably adaptable gullets of the silent majority; so many of whom seem quite prepared to do the cormorant to each and every stinking fish thrown their way?
As to the question mark over things taken for granted?
Tell you what, Arthur, let’s ask Winston Churchill.”

Arthur – WHAT?
P – Why not. No bastard listens to us ‘cos we’re too radical and nonsensical.
So why not present them with some sage advice from a right old Arch-Conservative?
Here, take this – “If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.”
And – “You have enemies? Good. That means you have stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
Then - “The farther backward you can look, the further forward you are likely to see.”
Last but not least – “If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without blood shed; if you will not fight when your victory is sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves.”


Further reading -

http://blogs.crikey.com.au/pollbludger/2011/05/18/newspoll-60-40-to-lnp-in-queensland/ popular, aren’t they? Why would one nation be being stuffed about again?
http://goldcoast.iprime.com.au/index.php/news/national-news/commissioner-backs-staff-in-hanson-row the public service is allowed to exercise prejudice and act vindictively?


http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/22/3223519.htm

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Notice, PilatusPC-9 Aircraft

Two of our aviators had to bail out of their PC-9 aircraft today.

The ADF refuse to let us know what they were up to at the time but considering recent defence spending constraints it wouldn’t surprise me if they ran out of fuel.
Our aviators are at the forefront of our hearts.

If anyone wants to chip in for a bit of fuel for our valiant aviators – then please add your contact to the comments under this article.

Be assured that we’ll pass your interest and anything moneywise you’d like to offer to Angus Houston, the CinC Oz.DefenceForce..

Part 4 - “PIGS GO NATIONAL” – or – Courts of intentional cross-jurisdiction need answer neither to man nor god.

Categories –
Extradition - Napoleonic code, statute law – Malfeasance – Endemic corruption - Detriment caused by defective administration – Thuggery – Humbuggery – Queensland – Purgatory – Injustice - Unlawful confiscation – Judicial theft - Sent to Coventry - Democracy stillborn – Intimidation – Consultancy – Dystopia – Really bad advice – They’ll never catch me now – Hubris –

Arthur here again.

Well, that last one didn’t get very far.

Maybe that is because we have decided to withhold, for a while, the classy images with the autre’ captions; all that bling and pizzaz until some of you, out there, start writing in some righteous, outrageous comments.
(No dear readers. Please don’t get your knickers in a knot. We don’t want your ‘twee’ comments anyway. It’d only mean more work for us.  D.R. - Editor)

But maybe this one should be titled ‘Pig Goes International’ – or – extradition refuge.

EDITORIAL –
A mirror to the interview further below.

While we were shooting the breeze about endemic corruption on the local scale in the last article that poor silly, ex-politician, wozzizname, went before his equally corrupt ex-mates in queensland parliament.
His hoping against hope that they wouldn’t destroy his family the way they, so effectively, have destroyed him.

He probably hoped that someone might slip up or have a fit of conscience and let him name some names; point the finger in a few directions right there in parliament.

But, ah, no no, the stolid burghers weren’t going to let him do that, no way.

It wasn’t that goon from Vukovar (so recently found out) –
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/05/15/3217098.htm - standing directly behind our defrocked cabinet minister, but undoubtedly was someone assessed as equally suitable to be taken into employment under the same selection criteria as customarily employed by our select elect.

Was that bulge in his pocket  merely a result of his pleasure at seeing an ex-minister speaking before parliament again, or was it an industrial strength taser set to ‘trench broom mode’, ready set to zap this despicable, dis-honourable, ex-minister if he uttered a single, confronting word?

That’s right. Gordon Nuttall was his name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Nuttall

Now that they’ve ‘fined’ him his last dollars and have him stashed away safely back in prison they’ll probably be back to calling him ‘you bastard’, bash him about a bit, and keep him locked away until, hopefully, he’s a gibbering idiot.

By the time his family has given up on him and he’s so broke that his only choice will be to live under a bridge – at that time they’ll finally let him out of slam.
What a mob of complete – uck. Words fail completely.

I don’t know what they used to call Merri Rose, Bill D’arcy and Keith Wright, his once honourable colleagues and predecessors in slam.

Maybe the ex-chief magistrate Di Fingleton could tell us?
 but no one seems to care much about her either.
Oh yes. They pulled the same stunt on her.

Queenslanders aren’t inclined to dwell much on the past and care less about those they perceive as condemned by their ‘masters’ as ‘losers’.

But Mr. Beattie (didn’t I hear that he’d ‘retired’? – D.R., Editor) keeps holding the show.

For some reason he keeps sticking his oar into proceedings. (Does, doesn’t he. I wonder why? – D.R., Editor)
In this case he had to use a bloody long oar; one long enough to reach all the way from Peru.
Why Peru ?
I suppose you’d have to ask Pete.

Apparently one of the good things about Peru is its governance, which in many respects is a bit like queensland. It also has a handy ‘executive’ which, strangely enough, has power of veto over a few unimportant details like extradition.

Now, don’t take that the wrong way. We know that they don’t want all those right bastards from South America over here.
No way. Our criminal class, politicians, professionals, etc., couldn’t possibly compete with that lot; not in the cosy little environment they’ve set up for themselves here.
No. We couldn’t have that here. We like OUR crims running the show in God’s own country.

But there IS the tiniest chance that things could go embarrassingly pear-shaped here, say, when someone ‘important’ from here just happened to be overseas.
It WOULD save the taxpayer heaps of dough if by some trivial technicality they wouldn’t necessarily be dragged back before those oh so amazingly, prohibitively, expensive queensland courts.

Scurrilous accusations?
Heaven forbid. Of course we’re not making accusations; just putting some small parts of the big picture together so they interconnect.
That’s something the press never seem to get around to do.

Sometimes queensland politics gets laughingly inventive.
Except that maybe the show is arranged, far too often, so that the captive audience can’t quite grasp the jokes.
When the joke is always being played on the audience – then that must be to the advantage of those playing the joke.

If anyone has ever bothered to attend ‘parliament’ or any of their regional cabinet showboats – if anyone has been cracked-in-the-head enough to go along to one of those junkets and has ever felt intimidated – then it might be for good reason that they felt that way.

Indeed, it could be the sort of people queensland cabinet likes employing.

They want like minded people to be their ‘minders’ – you know, ‘experienced professionals’, world wise people like themselves, someone they can ‘relate to’.
Someone who has ‘their interests at heart’.
You know the sort I mean – those who wear ‘bum bags’ with loaded auto pistols inside.

Ever been in meeting with glib, intractable middle management types?
Ever had that sort give you an unbelievable line of bluster and bullshit completely at odds with the facts on the table?
Ever had some creep have THEIR hired goon stand over you and avail you of that frisson of their threatening presence?
Ever been intimidated enough that you came to accept that if you actually DISAGREED with the confident, lying ‘politician’ on the other side of the table and made your case forthrightly that her/his hired goon would drag you out the back and kick your head in?

Been there, seen that.
It wasn’t a people’s space where those ‘elected’ were reporting their performance back to the populace. This was a place where people were being herded and being told what to believe, what to do and when to submit – or else.

Completely insane isn’t it?
Less than two dozen people (people?) and a few dozen of their trained goons control the lives of over four million Queenslanders.

Interview time –

Arthur – Been to one of those ‘regional cabinet’ shindigs?
P – “A few. The first was under different management and instead of ‘all that many ‘goons’, as such, there was a local cop who, in an earlier life, did his engineering traineeship with the same firm I joined.
Of course, he spotted me first walking through the door, so couldn’t resist sneaking up behind to pull the, “Ullo, ullo, wot have we here”, stunt but made up for that later by introducing me to his boss.
We’re not mentioning names here but I’ll call him EB.
Inspector EB was a gentleman. A truly courtly person in the old fashioned sense of the word.”

Arthur – I’m assuming you mean the last national party government. A different age and less need for security, maybe?
P – “Yes it was a nationals cabinet but meeting in a laborite electorate. The goons were there with their bumbags and pistols watching over their charges but kept their distance and as far as I saw acted with courtesy.
Of course I wasn’t there to check out the cabinet security detail but rather to do business with a couple of those of Qld cabinet.”

Arthur – Well how did that go?
P – “ Like clockwork. No fuss or bother, no false speeches. A few tables here and there populated with the ‘suits’.
A few minutes chatting with those aforementioned at the door – then I’m invited to attend my table and put my case to the ministerial team.
About half an hour later I was on my way home and within a week or so my request had been met with a positive response.
Putting it simply half an hour’s meeting had brought an end to about six years of bluster and obfuscation from bureaucrats of nil jurisdiction who had decided that they had a right to stop us establishing our defence business.
Oh, don’t worry. One of those bureaucrats had invited himself along to my meeting. At one stage one of the ministerial team was pointing the relevant legislation out to this person word by word – essentially demanding of him which part he couldn’t understand.
Yhat was about the only time in my sorry life when I’ve seen a petty, vindictive bureaucrat properly put in his place.
By the way. Please accept what I’ve said above is no testimonial for the national party or whatever the present mob call ‘emselves.”

Arthur – What happened then?
P – “Then Queensland had a change of government, people, us included, began to be treated like peons and it has all become outstandingly worse.
You’d think that laborites would support industry and everyday people, wouldn’t you?”

Arthur – There’s more to it than that. This is pretty much pre-internet/email days.
I’ve seen the record, some of it hand-written - addressing archaic, reactionary legislation compiled in an almost pre-industrial age – leastways law compiled by people more familiar with the farm than with anything like modern industry.
You had been stuffed about by experts for years.
An agency called D-BIRD was set up in town supposedly assisting industry and regional development. You were head to head with a certain other firm to be their first customer. That other firm has received grant money and all sorts of breaks from day one.
That turkey at that cabinet meeting doing his damnedest to obstruct lawful process with your representation was the bloody manager of that outfit at the time.
Okay, fair enough that he was told to sit down and shut up on that occasion but he was the one there, following orders from Brisbane, making sure your business gained zero assistance from that office thereafter.
Here. Explain this. How can a firm be considered good ‘corporate citizens’ when they’re provided all sorts of ‘breaks’ from government including almost half a million from DOTARS – then, according to this ‘Jabirucrash’ webpage they get to cover up their mistakes.
How bloody crook is that?
Who the hell are these people?
Aren’t DOTARS Federal Transport including Aircraft SAFETY f’r chrissakes?? What’s the connection and who the hell are making these decisions in this part of the world?
P – “Well there you go again. Cause and effect, eh?
Are there some people in this queensland society who are above the law?
Looks like it on the face of the record when you go digging; doesn’t it?
But don’t just pick on Jabiru – that’d be stupid.
I’m absolutely sure that if we keep digging we’ll find more ‘inconsistencies’ on queensland governance.
You could say it has had to be that way, in their opinion, because those who consider themselves the ‘masters’, ‘have never known another sun’.
What do I mean?
Firstly, their sort reckon the sun shines out of their arse.
Second, they never have pulled their heads out of their fundaments anyway – certainly not to see past their own self-contained little world and the shit they always dump on the rest of the population in their greedy little scrabble to stay on top of the dungheap.”

Arthur - The bit I hate is how they climb over the bones of dead people. Hometown hero, famous aviator, bla, blah – but their toy, plastic airplane shows no class at all. No reduction gear to the prop and high wings make me puke anyway. At least Wiley Post had a radial up front.
Pretend high tech pedestrians just piss me off.
P – “Agreed. But what can you expect.
Look at it this way. Consider it as a ‘queensland problem’. You and I see it as a mob of privileged, ultra conservative, useless buggers opportunistically squeezing the guts out of whatever funding comes their way.
If you look at what Bert Rutan has been doing lately - http://www.scaled.com/ -
They should piss off and slash their wrists.

Let’s leave it at that until tomorrow.


Further reading -


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_politicians_convicted_of_crimes Queensland scores six – three laborites and three conservatives. Not bad going.
Oh, except they forgot Bill D’arcy, Woodridge -
http://www.parliament.qld.gov.au/view/historical/documents/memberBio/darcy.htm Someone must have wanted that safe electorate ‘real bad’.


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